Article: http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070404/SPT04/704040364/1071/SPT
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6zsub-neU
10. I have a shoulder injury from cracking the whip on council.
9. I got some last-minute tips from Lou Piniella.
8. I was protesting Ken Griffey's move to right.
7. I didn't want to show up President Bush. He might put a wiretap on me.
6. I am saving my best stuff for my Bengals tryout.
5. First pitch? I thought I was throwing out the first bowling ball.
4. I grew up in the West End playing on concrete. A field with grass and dirt threw me off.
3. Eric Davis' red shoes blinded me.
2. My best sport is Putt-Putt.
1. Eric Davis missed the sign. I called for a pitchout.
hahah man....by far the worst pitch I've seen in my life